...found somewhere...

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Palpatine: "Yes... good anikan. Now kill him."
Anikan: "What? I shouldn't... It's not the Jedi way."
Palpatine: "Oh go on... he ordered the sandpeople to kill your mother. Are you gonna let that one go?"
Anikan: "HE WHAT?!? That's it! I... wait, how do YOU know that?"
Palpatine: "I saw him do it with my own eyes."
Anikan: "Oh, fair enough... but wait a minute.... why would he do that?"
Palpatine: "To make you angry of course! and to get you back for that fight on geonosis."
Anikan: "Oh right... and i lost my arm in that fight!!! but wait a minutte... That fight was AFTER she was killed..."
Palpatine: "That's what make's it so sneaky and underhanded!"
Anikan: "Hey YEah... but wait... What do you mean you saw him do it with your own eyes?"
Dooku: *sighs board, and leans forward to decapitate himself*
Palpatine: "Good Work Anikan. You killed him."
Anikan: Huh? Oh... I shouldn't have done that.


XD, that was amusing. At least it makes much more sense than the original Star Wars III scene!