"Wished that he'd gone straight and watched out for a simple twist of fate."

[nausicaa83]

Just came back from seeing my doctor. The guy is *weird*. He gets embarassed talking about body parts with me because I'm a girl. I kid you not. We had this weird conversation today. I still have that stupid mycosis, and I use this nail polish, but I was wondering if he could give me some pills to take. Keep in mind the only meds I take now is the contraceptive pill, because it keeps my hormones levels in check since when I got breast cancer. So when I ask him about taking pills for my mycosis, he answers like this:

Doctor: You can't take them, because they stop the pill's effect, so that it won't have any effect anymore. Now, if you were taking it because of... for, you know...
Me: Sex?
Doctor: (turning red) Exactly, I'd tell you to ask your partner to use a... well, you know... put a...
Me: Condom?
Doctor: (turning purple) Right, but it's not like that, so no. Use the nail polish they gave you at the pharmacy.

I'm seriously considering yelling VAGINA everytime I walk into his office. Seriously, last time I saw him he spent twenty minutes trying to talk around the word penis. God help us.