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Still playing around with my new cellphone. I feel like a kid! XD I just made two new wallpapers, here they are:

and

Obsessed? Who, me? :P

Looks like my cousin forgot about yesterday, she looks cheerful, though I haven't seen her in a while, as she's doing her homework. That reminds me that I have to cook something for lunch. Yesterday we had a funny conversation about that, my aunt and I:

Setting: outside my bathroom. Midnight.

Aunt: Before we go to sleep, darling, I have to tell you a couple of things.
Me: Sure.
Aunt: Next week, you'll eat three times a day.
Me: (looking really serious) We'll have one meal every other day, and starve.
Aunt: Make her eat fruit and vegetables as well.
Me: We'll only eat french fries with ketchup, and cheeseburgers. I'll pay for her liver surgery, though.
Aunt: And no sweets at lunch time.
Me: Sweets? We'll drink vodka, smoke, both cigarettes and pot, every night.
Aunt: And don't forget to go to bed at a reasonable hour.
Me: Bed? We won't sleep. We'll stay up all night watching NC-17 movies and the porn channel.
Aunt: I'll miss you. See you next week.
Me: I'll miss you too. You'll see us on the news by wednesday.

It was ten times funnier to see it, as we both had those so serious faces! XD It's funny playing around with my aunt, mom was used to my sense of humor, but my aunt took some time to understand it. ^^
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