"Wished that he'd gone straight and watched out for a simple twist of fate."

[nausicaa83]

Just came back from seeing my doctor. The guy is *weird*. He gets embarassed talking about body parts with me because I'm a girl. I kid you not. We had this weird conversation today. I still have that stupid mycosis, and I use this nail polish, but I was wondering if he could give me some pills to take. Keep in mind the only meds I take now is the contraceptive pill, because it keeps my hormones levels in check since when I got breast cancer. So when I ask him about taking pills for my mycosis, he answers like this:

Doctor: You can't take them, because they stop the pill's effect, so that it won't have any effect anymore. Now, if you were taking it because of... for, you know...
Me: Sex?
Doctor: (turning red) Exactly, I'd tell you to ask your partner to use a... well, you know... put a...
Me: Condom?
Doctor: (turning purple) Right, but it's not like that, so no. Use the nail polish they gave you at the pharmacy.

I'm seriously considering yelling VAGINA everytime I walk into his office. Seriously, last time I saw him he spent twenty minutes trying to talk around the word penis. God help us.

Comments

[kuruccha.livejournal.com]

... XDDDDD
Il mio invece è tutto il contrario. Si diverte da morire a chiedermi se io & mio moroso "CI DIAMO DENTRO", "AH COME SIETE GIOVANI" e cose così XDDD

... No, ok, il mio medico forse è un po' sul maniaco andante. XDDD

Ma io non lo sapevo del tumore al seno ;___; Mi spiace tanto! Spero adesso sia tutto a posto ;_;!

[tsuki-yagami.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahah no vabbè,il tuo dottore è fantastico!Da quale ovetto kinder è uscito?Perchè ne voglio uno così pure io xD anche se il mio dottore è bravissimo e non lo cambierei in nessun caso ^^

[phoebeagle.livejournal.com]

Ti prego, ti prego, la prossima volta urla davvero "VAGINA!!" a caso. XD

[stardust-made.livejournal.com]

I thought some doctors were supposed to be these hardened dudes who have lost all sensitivity and don't even see you as a person but only as a collection of body part?:) And what have YOU got?:)Obviously the exact opposite!:)

"I'm seriously considering yelling VAGINA everytime I walk into his office."
Heeeee!:D Can you imagine?

[tati81.livejournal.com]

Oddio se mi raccontavi questa allora si che mi facevi ridere oggi! xDD Mi ha tirato su il morale prima della giornata di domani.