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nausicaa83) wrote2007-04-24 11:08 am
nausicaa83) wrote2007-04-24 11:08 am
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We already have a new Movie In 15 Minutes, and it's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Hurrah! \o/
[—Wormtail resurrects Lord Voldemort, who appears in a floaty black hospital gown.]
VOLDEMORT: A hospital gown?
WORMTAIL: It’s an evil hospital gown.
VOLDEMORT: Fine, but it better have a back.
[Voldemort then summons all of his weaksauce conspirators who have been hiding out since his downfall. Harry’s trapped, scared, and bleeding, and Voldemort has a captive audience, so obviously it’s time, for once and for all, to… talk.]
VOLDEMORT: Shall I divulge what really happened? How it was really your mother’s love that saved you?
HARRY: But—that’s basically the same thing that gets revealed at the end of all the—
VOLDEMORT: CRUCIO!
[—Wormtail resurrects Lord Voldemort, who appears in a floaty black hospital gown.]
VOLDEMORT: A hospital gown?
WORMTAIL: It’s an evil hospital gown.
VOLDEMORT: Fine, but it better have a back.
[Voldemort then summons all of his weaksauce conspirators who have been hiding out since his downfall. Harry’s trapped, scared, and bleeding, and Voldemort has a captive audience, so obviously it’s time, for once and for all, to… talk.]
VOLDEMORT: Shall I divulge what really happened? How it was really your mother’s love that saved you?
HARRY: But—that’s basically the same thing that gets revealed at the end of all the—
VOLDEMORT: CRUCIO!